WALMART WILL DOMINATE NA$CAR…
September 1st, 2010
I really haven’t paid attention to stockcar racing since the days of Junior Johnson and Fireball Roberts, but I do understand the attraction and it amazes me that anyone could imagine that Walmart won’t be all over NASCAR in a very big way.
Yet, at least one fan (NASCAR, not Walmart) thinks differently.
From Frontstretch:
Top Ten (Plus Five) Reasons Wal-Mart Will Not Be Sponsoring Jeff Gordon
15. Jeff Gordon never worked in a Chinese sweat shop.
14. Ingrid refused to put the children in anything that comes off the rack.
13. His race car is not made in China.
12. They can get the same exposure touting Sam’s Club on Sam Hornish, Jr.’s car at half the price.
11. Wal-Mart refused to guarantee Gordon a job as a Wal-Mart greeter when his career ends because he doesn’t look creepy enough.
15. Jeff Gordon never worked in a Chinese sweat shop.
14. Ingrid refused to put the children in anything that comes off the rack.
13. His race car is not made in China.
Ingrid’s refusal to clothe the kids in Wal-Mart’s best was a deal breaker for the retail giant.
12. They can get the same exposure touting Sam’s Club on Sam Hornish, Jr.’s car at half the price.
11. Wal-Mart refused to guarantee Gordon a job as a Wal-Mart greeter when his career ends because he doesn’t look creepy enough.
Stockcar racing was way cooler when the drivers learned their skills running from the feds.




