NUTHIN’ SAYS LUVIN’ LIKE FLOWERS FROM…

Wal-Mart? I know that if I wanted to ensure marital bliss or impress some sweet young thing with my shopping skills and willingness to spend my money judiciously I’d be sure to order my flowers from Wal-Mart. I just hope they’re fresher than the meat.

Do flowers last longer and retain their color better if you infuse them with carbon monoxide?

Jeff Hess: Have Coffee Will Write.

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3 Responses to “NUTHIN’ SAYS LUVIN’ LIKE FLOWERS FROM…”

1. The Writing On The Wal » Blog Archive » NUTHIN’ SAYS LUVIN’… PART II… says:

   12 February 07 at 0534

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2. The Writing On The Wal » Blog Archive » YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP… says:

   13 February 07 at 0831

   [...] I was kidding the other day when I wrote: Do flowers last longer and retain their color better if you infuse them with carbon monoxide? But you know, just when you’ve gone to far with the satire, reality jumps in and smacks you down. From the Associated Press: [...]

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3. Have Coffee Will Write » WAL-MART WEDNESDAY… PART I… says:

   14 February 07 at 1128

   [...] NUTHIN’ SAYS LUVIN’ LIKE FLOWERS FROM… Wal-Mart? I know that if I wanted to ensure marital bliss or impress some sweet young thing with my shopping skills and willingness to spend my money judiciously I’d be sure to order my flowers from Wal-Mart. I just hope they’re fresher than the meat. Keep reading… [...]

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